"It's no use trying to engage my enthusiasm. I haven't got any." --Marvin TP Android--

[dolphins_log]

Juli and I were both tired tonight. So we both took a nap. Naturally when we both get into a nice warm slumber the phone rings.

"Mr. Johnson, how are you today?"
"Asleep."
"Mr. Johnson do you remember entering a contest at Home Depot?"
"no."
"January 5th"
"Okay."
"Mr. Johnson, you're going to be happy about this. You've just won a complete home security system worth $1,500.00."
"Uh huh."
"Isn't that great?"
"No thank you."
*click*

I remember that contest now. Winners were to be notified by mail. You can always tell.