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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dolphinchatter!

1. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in dolphinchatter.

Interesting pose...

2. Dolphinchatter cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.

Mostly it's because "up" is a relative term.

3. Dolphinchatterology is the study of dolphinchatter!

True, true.

4. Never store dolphinchatter at room temperature.

Eew! No! He would stink! Water tempreture would be better.

5. Olympic badminton rules say that dolphinchatter must have exactly fourteen feathers.

I think I may start a feather collection.

6. Dolphinchatter can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!

It's the Legs, man! The Legs!

7. Dolphinchatter once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

...behind a scallop and a sea cucumber.

8. Dolphinchatter is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.

I am the Alpha and the Dolphinchatter!

9. A lump of dolphinchatter the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

Okay again... Ow! Ow! Ow!

10. Dolphinchatter was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!

He was green because the cocaine made him so.

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